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#1) Homer always solves his problems with violence #2) Homer loves to beat "boy", (aka Bart) #3) Mmmmmm, Dough-nuts #4) One word, DOH!! #5) Lazy ass SLOB #6) "Id rather drink a beer than be father of the year!" #7) Marge is one primo piece of ass #8) "Dont confuse daddy Lisa." #9) Barney Gumble, (buuurp) #10) Grandpa is a pain in his ass. | |||||||||||||||||||||||||
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Here are some reasons why the "boy must die". 1) Still has a womans voice even after 8 seasons 2) Still rides an "Old-Skool" skateboard 3) Always seems to annoy Homer, (aka God) 4) Couldnt pass a test if his measly life depended on it 5) Always gets beaten on by Nelsan, (Heh-Heh!) | |||||||||||||||||||||||||
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| 1) Mmmmmmmm, beeeer. 2) Mmmmmmmm, Dough-nuts. 3) Mmmmmmmm, 64 slices of American cheese 4) Mmmmmmmm, Barbeque 5) Mmmmmmmm, Rosenberries 6) Mmmmmmmm, marge 7) Mmmmmmmm, foood 8) Mmmmmmmm, pointy! 9) Mmmmmmmm, unprocessed cheese 10) Mmmmmmm, anything
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